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#yes veggie tales was hella religious #but it was also super good #brb checking netflix for veggie tales #veggie tales 

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Fucking boys, man

I have absolutely no recollection of what this was about

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The next time you see someone with jewelry that says “trust no man,” don’t judge them for their “man hating” or “bougie” ways. Rather, commend them for their superb taste in music.

“Trust no man” is actually a reference to a reference to a 1926 song of the same name by Gertrude “Ma” Rainey, a Georgian and African-American pioneer of blues music. 

I want all you women to listen to me

Don’t trust your man no further than your eyes can see

I trusted my man with my best friend

But that was a bad bargain in the end

A feminist before there was really a term for it, Rainey was also notorious for getting into trouble with small-town authorities over her “women-only parties.” She was a brazen lady-lovin’ badass well-worthy of a 21st century signal boost.

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10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

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#Izzy #this is your fault 
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  1. I’ve never plucked a rooster
  2. I’m not too good at ping pong
  3. I’ve never thrown the mashed potatoes up against the wall
  4. I’ve never kissed a chipmunk
  5. I’ve never gotten head lice
  6. I’ve never been to Boston in the fall
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I am surly, and mean, and bitchy and scary.

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#goddamn it #why don't you buy it 

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yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

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Fucking boys, man

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velvet nails


velvet nails

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